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[zacrifice]

Isn't that better than food that's charred and inedible?

[unapprovedtrash]

i'm getting better! i only incinerate things beyond all recognition once or twice a week

[zacrifice]

That really doesn't sound as impressive as you seem to think it should.

[unapprovedtrash]

consider the fact that a few months ago my culinary prowess peaked at 'i can boil water without disaster'

[zacrifice]

Ive never understood that phrase. people say it all the time! can't boil water!

like what are people doing to kettles that can make it all go wrong?

[unapprovedtrash]

i don't know. if even i can manage to do it without incident it anyone should be able to.

[zacrifice]

If you ever meet anybody who can't boil water pls ask them

anyway i'm getting corn now!!! thanks for the tip. you wanna hang out if you're still around the area?

[unapprovedtrash]

sure! i'm still around. my droid friend wants to analyze all the street food to prove to me that i'm living a 'critically unhealthy lifestyle'

[zacrifice]

tell your droid friend to quit judging your life choices

street food is peak nutrition