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[unapprovedtrash]

hey. i know we got off to a rough start
but i wanna say i'm sorry for disrespecting corn and by extent yourself
i get it now

[ Attached is a picture of Cal with some corn that he's taken a few bites out of. He's giving a thumbs up and there's a solemn expression on his face. Slightly blurry behind him is just The Most Confused street food Vendor. She was just trying to sell this fresh grilled corn and now this ginger is being weird in front of her stand. ]

[zacrifice]

[Who are you aga- OH RIGHT CORN DICK DUDE]

you found some!! hey that looks super good, where is that?

[unapprovedtrash]

[ He'd ask if he could be known as someone other then the CORN DICK DUDE but yeah that was kind of the impression ]

luan street over in epiphany! where they have all the food stalls?
still can't cook great so i came here to ease my sorrow after almost burning my house down

[zacrifice]

[You made your phallic bed now lie in it]

omg I'm gonna get some pronto

why did you almost burn your house down?? youre that bad at it?

[unapprovedtrash]

[ Such is his fate ]

i'm getting better! negligibly but better!
I had one of those precooked meals that you just have to heat up for like ten minutes. but I didn't set the timer and then I forgot about it...

[zacrifice]

We need to get you a microwave. You can't turn that thing on without setting a timer. It's perfect for you.

[unapprovedtrash]

microwaves just make food all like... sad and floppy though.

[zacrifice]

Isn't that better than food that's charred and inedible?

[unapprovedtrash]

i'm getting better! i only incinerate things beyond all recognition once or twice a week

[zacrifice]

That really doesn't sound as impressive as you seem to think it should.

[unapprovedtrash]

consider the fact that a few months ago my culinary prowess peaked at 'i can boil water without disaster'

[zacrifice]

Ive never understood that phrase. people say it all the time! can't boil water!

like what are people doing to kettles that can make it all go wrong?

[unapprovedtrash]

i don't know. if even i can manage to do it without incident it anyone should be able to.

[zacrifice]

If you ever meet anybody who can't boil water pls ask them

anyway i'm getting corn now!!! thanks for the tip. you wanna hang out if you're still around the area?

[unapprovedtrash]

sure! i'm still around. my droid friend wants to analyze all the street food to prove to me that i'm living a 'critically unhealthy lifestyle'

[zacrifice]

tell your droid friend to quit judging your life choices

street food is peak nutrition